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Sassy Koonz currently has a list of over 1,500 Approved Guardians and 476 People on the Text Notification list. This makes it very difficult to get a kitten. Not Impossible, since every kitten does go to a new home. But a very high demand, so it’s challenging.

Currently, the kittens are offered to repeat buyers and people who are buying siblings first. After that, they’re offered to Approved Guardians Only. Currently, there is a 1 in 476 chance of reserving a kitten. It’s really based on luck and timing.

We’ve listened to your requests, and created another program where you are guaranteed to reserve the kitten of your dreams.

The Lap of Luxury Experience was created for people who really want a Sassy Koonz Kitten, but are frustrated from always losing the race when it comes to reserving using out “First come, first serve” process.

You can NOW secure your spot guarantee a Sassy Koonz baby – PLUS the “Lap of Luxury” Experience

Basic Vs. Luxury Pricing

Basic Pricing


Per Kitten

  • Sassy Koonz Kitten
  • First Come, First Serve
  • Five (5) Year Health Guarantee
  • Two Sets of Vaccines
  • Health Certificate
  • Travel Carrier
  • Private Online Portal for Records
  • $500 Vet Reimbursement
  • 4 Generation Pedigree
  • Registration Papers
  • DNA Records from Parents
  • Personality Assessment
  • Video Chat with Kitten
  • Microchipped
  • 30 Days Free Pet Insurance
  • Spay/Neuter
  • Heart worm Testing
  • Parasite Testing
  • Shampoo, Fluff Dry, Ear Cleaning and Nail Trim
  • Lifetime Support


Per Kitten

$1,000 Non-Refundable Deposit to Reserve Your Luxury Position, Balance of $8,900 due via Bank Wire within 48 hours after choosing your kitten. Kitten selections made after 8 Weeks of age. *Sassy Koonz reserves the right to first pick of any kitten.

  • Everything in Basic Pricing PLUS+
  • Priority Pick of Kitten
  • Pick Your Kitten out via LIVE Video Call or In Person
  • Choose Color and Gender of Your Choice
  • Extended Six (6) Year Health Guarantee
  • No Racing to the Finish Line
  • DAILY Personal Photos and Videos of your Kitten
  • White Glove Delivery Included
  • Harness Training for Your Kitten
  • *Luxury Concierge Kitten Package

*Luxury Kitten Concierge Package Includes: Everything Your Kitten Needs, plus more, shipped directly to your home – Food, Litter, Stainless Steel Litter Pan, Luxury Bed, Luxury Toys, Luxury Lounger, Water Fountain, and More Sassy Koonz favorites!

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Let the addition of your new family member be stress free

Enjoy the Lap of Luxury